Он никогда не умирал

Кровь. Пули. Бинго.

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Bullets. Blood. Bingo.

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It's hard to live when you can't die.

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I'm the Jack of all trades

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This could be bad

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I don't care

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You won't see me again

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Call me Vlad

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Cain is my name and eating humans is my game

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Kill your brother and wander the earth forever- is that fair?

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My usual activities- walking, bingo and getting punched in the head

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I don't want to talk- I'd rather walk

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If you punch me twice- I won't be nice

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Buried bullets in the brain give me a migraine

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Things that are old must be sold

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I prefer that bullets go through me rather then embed within me

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The message on my knife may bring me to life

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You can't kill Cain with a bullet to the brain

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Cain killed Able and that's no fable

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Licking blood from the floor just makes me want more

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I'm a dead-pan man living without a plan

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My name was Vlad, that's why I'm so sad

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Hit me in the head and you might get dead

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I want to eat you, so it makes no sense to greet you

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I've seen so many tears over thousands of years that now I just walk and try not to talk

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A monster sleeps in me and must never be set free, so I drift through life avoiding all strife

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Fingers are tasty and crunchy, but spit out the nails or the taste test fails

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Walking the earth gives me no mirth

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Being married more than twice isn't that nice

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Bingo, sleeping and TV are the main activities for me

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You better believe- in Adam and Eve

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My daughter is nice, but I'm cold as ice

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I want my daughter to live, but right now that's all I have to give

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Ancient words on a knife saved my daughter's life

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Finding a bad man to eat can be a difficult feat

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God looks like an old man with a hat- what's up with that?

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My sleep is filled with chaos, screams and really ugly dreams

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My urge to eat flesh is strong, but I fight it because I know it is wrong

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A bullet through the hand isn't that grand

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Stab wounds are quick to heal so they're no big deal

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My compulsion to eat human meat can only be delayed when Bingo is played

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Cain once had wings and probably flew, but God made him walk so, that's all he can do

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I remember hating you. Never call me again.

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Vaginas are like coupon books for alcohol

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We just met a few hours ago, so knock it down a peg

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Get out of here you un-aborted brat. I don't want you, no one wants you

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Well, I like to stay under the radar, but your dad had other ideas. So, that's that.